Game Review: Seduce a SuicideGirl
Seduce a SuicideGirl ($0.99, link) is a short but ultimately educational game for all the single guys out there who just don’t have a clue about women. Yes, the game is sexy, but it’s not a sex game. It’s about making the right moves, avoiding being a douchebag, and getting the girl, for, well, ok, for some perceived sex (but I don’t want to spoil the ending).
First off, be warned that the game is short, only about 10 minutes long, but sweet. The entire game comprises a series of video clips featuring a first-person point of view of a dude trying to pick up the gothically hot Zoli, a Suicide Girl hanging out in a comic book shop. Unfortunately, there is only one Suicide Girl featured in the app. I would have liked to have seen more, but who wouldn’t?
As you interact with Zoli, you’re given a variety of choices to make. Some are obvious mistakes, like asking her back to your place 10 seconds after you meet her. But here’s a game tip: go ahead and choose the mistakes. Why? Because it’s just as fun to to get slapped in the face by Zoli as it is to woo her. At least, I thought so. In any case, you can’t lose the game. You’re just given the choices again until you select the right one.
Most of the choices in the game are fairly obvious, but there are also a few tricky maneuvers to make. I have to admit I didn’t always know the “right” action to take, but hey, these are Suicide Girls, they have eclectic tastes.
Overall, Seduce a SuicideGirl (link) is a quality game, and Zoli puts in a great performance at slowly becoming “available” as you make the right moves, or shutting you down when you’re a douche. Highly recommended for single dudes, just remember: it’s extremely short. A sexy vignette, if you will.
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